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Rajoy's successor's successor

The topic is hot ... Can Zapatero to withdraw after two terms? Fear of surveys or restraint mandate to Aznar ? "Election of successor to finger or by primary? Why not a TV contest to choose the successor? Is that English democracy is not mature enough for it after 12 issues of Big Brother ?

A fact: Of the four presidents elected in a democracy (Calvo-Sotelo does not count because it was not chosen) all had the letter Z in both names. Rajoy has none, but if Rodriguez Zapatero is replaced by someone with no mushrooms can break the streak.

Here are some proposals of succession:

	1. The Sinde (Ángeles González-Sinde): As the Emperor Tiberius Caligula appointed his successor, a worse one to come after him and not leave such a bad memory of his reign, and that Zapatero could name successor to the unpopular minister of Spain . Only vote for those who do not know who he is.
	2. Rubalcaba : All media and peper point to this man as his successor, the polls favor despite being bald, and is a great communicator. Although lost save the furniture.
	3. Leyre Pajin : A woman who talks like a priest. Every sentence he is so solemn that by pure logic must be given a post in accordance with such pomp and pageantry. In fact, on the elections. Theirs is the Divine Law.
	4. Carme Chacón : was so named in polls as a possible successor. And just for that reason I put it on the list because now I can not think more reasons.
	5. White cucumber : A verb be fluid, acetate full with him, otendrá more votes than their rivals. It's so endearing as Platero, so soft on the outside, which would all cotton, which has no bones.
	6. Felipe González Márquez : with Felipe this did not happen!
	7. Chiquito de la Calzada : The situation is desperate and do not fit ideological squeamishness. A sympathetic character who falls could get enough votes and then leave matters in the hands of Rubalcaba. The news would be fun.
	8. Bisbal : Along the same vein, an Andalusian with good looks, not ideology (or ideas in general), but it falls nice. Young, winning aura. With comments on Twitter, or in interviews (" In this country there is too much freedom of expression "), the joke is assured. And it could dance at meetings.
	9. Rodrigo Rato : It is a gamble, Rato has been a minister with the PP and is engaged in banking, but now that things are going to privatize and cut social spending that kind is an ax. Why stay with the copy when you can have the original?
	10. Jean-Claude Trichet : save on intermediaries. If the bank decides to our pensions and European economic policy, let's put their jerifaltes to lead the country.